Monday, May 14, 2007

Clean language you say out loud while driving behind weird drivers

These have to be shouted OUT LOUD

BEEN DRIVING LONG ? IDIOT!!
COULD YOU DRIVE ANY SLOWER DIMWIT!!
DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE AT DISNEYLAND BRAINLESS!!
LEARN TO MERGE, MERGE, MERGE STUPID!!
(at a stop light when the light turns green and the moron in front of you just stays there:
THE LIGHT AIN'T GONNA GET ANY GREENER MORON!!


I could use (clean and boggable) new ones...comment away please...

5 comments:

Gina Vistaunet said...

Nice, I always wondered where I got that from. Learn to merge or IT'S MY TURN.....

Julie Hibbard said...

PICK A LANE BUDDY!!!!

Allison said...

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

Matt Jensen said...

YIPES! I know, I guess no one reads my blog except for you Pete. Or maybe I'm just not posting "comment worthy" material. It's quite alright though, I don't blog for my fans, I blog for...well...now I'm confused as to why I blog at all. Oh well. Things are good. Just getting ready for the big move and trying to stay out of trouble. How's DiLallo Land?

Brent said...

I occasionally do not use clean language while driving.