At the beginning of each month we're mailed the City of
Over the weekend after watching golf and baseball and reading more of my book I opened up this mailer…On the cover I found an index of contents including:
· In the summer, heat waves can strike anytime…Good to know
· The Senior Clubhouse will remain open until 4:00 PM every day…what are we supposed to do in the evening?
· It’s important to stay hydrated…beer only on the golf course
· Cooling down measures without alcoholic beverages…bummer
A bus trip to the Sawdust Festival and a
A Foothill Ranch bus trip to shop at Target, Walmart and the food court…I try to stay away from those places
The bagels and bingo games once a week… I love bagels, bingo sucks
Weekly scrabble games… too many people who can’t spell
Name that tune days…right! …
Bocce ball tournaments…I lost my bocce balls years ago
Coupon swap Mondays… one of my favorites...ya right
Cold box lunch days…I can stay home for this one, I like sandwiches with
lotsa meat, olive oil, sardines, tomatoes and lettuce and I eat them over the sink…
Movie days…I’d rather rent movies and watch them in my shorts…not a pretty sight
Digital scrap booking days…right-on, I have hundreds and hundreds of slides I have to install on computer first
Happy Trails
Bunco or bust…you'll never catch me bunco-ing
AARP driver safety day… need this one but the ones who do won’t go…
Crafts-build a garden birdhouse…already have enough bird poop on the front porch
3 comments:
Toooo funny! Come on, you'd liven up the whole place!!!
I think you should wear your shorts to movie night bring your coupons along! Maybe they'll swap 'em for a beer that you can take to bingo or bunco. You'd love them both!!! And they'd love you!!!
Soooo funny!!
Most of these things would give you something to do. It could be fun, and quite possibly, you would be the youngest one there! I say go and Live it up!!
This may be my favorite post by anyone in a long time.
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